TMI Tuesday

A DIY TMI Question for you all:

Go to this website. Select “Verb”, either transitive or intransitive, and the complexity of your choosing (unless specified by the person asking the question). Get your word by clicking the “New Word” Button.

If the word is not in the past tense form, just change it yourself.

Answer this question: (Unless someone suggests a new question)

When was the last time you [Your word here]?

Feel free to insert a verb like “were” if necessary, or generate a new word if the initial one cannot be used in any clear manner. 

myeviltwin:

I just received the following 168 questions in a very short time.

• Do you think it’s rad to have alcoholism?
• have you had sex
• who won the world cup in 1956
• what is your favorite instrument?
• Why am I sad?
• Do you like cheesecake?
• Where are you?
• why the fuck is this screen moving in rainbow colors?
• whos on first
• you hungry?
• why
• why does light bend on water
• anything? well.. why did we decide to call the sky blue?
• Who is the most beautiful woman in my life right now?
• Do you enjoy ana sex?
• What does it mean if it hurts when I pee?
• how old are you?
• are you a fucking idiot?
• shortest time to run a mile
• i am bored. whats should i do?
• how are you?
• will you fundle my breasts?
• Do you eat poop?
• Do you like carrots?
• how old are you
• how old are you? (no homo) :D
• Have you ever liked a poison frog
• do u suck penises
• hola
• What is your favorite animal?
• Do you like waffles?
• Shits on dicks when you see tits?
• who is the smartest person in the world
• What is your purpose?
• weiner?
• virgin or not?
• do you believe in the tooth fairy?
• Do you put used toilet paper in the toilet or trash can?
• What degree should I get from college?
• why aren’t we just nice to each other?
• are you a negro?
• what is your sexuality?
• Have you ever sucked a penis on someone with breasts?
• green?
• are you a lesbian
• When will I be rich.
• Are you a psychic?
• Are you awesome?
• sup?
• Are you gay?
• If you could take any reality tv show off air, which one would it be?
• are u horny
• What’s up?
• can you fly?
• who are you
• what’s your favorite color?
• How hot am i?
• If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
• how do I tell my boss I want a raise?!
• have you ever been in love with your bestfriend ??
• do you like latin women?
• Do you like drugs, and if yes which ones and how often do you use them?
• have you had sex with both genders?
• Drugs=awesome, correct?
• why are there so many colours?
• are you gay?
• what makes the world go around?
• Do you like me?
• are you gay?
• Why do bees hum?
• what are you
• What are you?
• Are you female or male?
• can i see boobs
• blonde or brunette?
• how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• whats going to happen in 2012?
• are you pointless?
• Do you prefer joints of bongs?
• Who are you?
• When will the world end?
• will i pass?
• do you like arcade fire?
• Here we are all by ourselves?
• Do you have a tattoo?
• what’s music?
• what time is it?
• penis or vagina?
• what is it?
• do you want to play a game?
• Have you ever posted naked pics of yourself on the internet? If so, where?
• are you gay ?
• Are you fat?
• is megan fox hot?
• are you a racist?
• Sex life?
• Can you juggle?
• scemo di merda
• where am i going?
• What’s the meaning of life?
• do you know god?
• hai bb
• kirk or picard
• what is your favorite color
• How are you today?
• Are you My evil twin?
• what is the temperature of the sun?
• What is your favorite TV show?
• how old are you?
• how many fingers am I holding up?
• what’s your name?
• what?
• What shall I do now?
• what is this?
• What’s with the rainbow crawl background?
• Are you gay?
• how aRE YOU
• What’s the first 100 digits of pi?
• do you like cats as much as my kitten cars?
• how big is your dick?
• do you like pink?
• What city do you live in?
• What is your favorite snack
• rim jobs? good or not?
• what color shirt am i wearing?
• are you gay
• Yo bitch, Do you ever think that we will discover life outside of our terrestial zone?
• What do most people ask you?
• how your dog?
• Why should I even bother getting up
• do you like rim jobs?
• do you love me
• How do u sex?
• will you think twice before you touch my girl?
• are you stupid
• Which do you prefer dicks or vagina?
• Do you have two eyeballs?
• do you like tom hanks?
• what is your favorite drink?
• have you ever spanked the monkey in the rain
• what the fuck is up bro?
• How big is your penis?
• do you eat cum
• how is it possible?
• What’s your favorite part about sex?
• when was the universe created
• What’s you opinion on the reformation?
• what’s your favorite monkey?
• Do you like beef
• what if i said i love you?
• what are you
• would you like them ffitted?
• How old are you?
• what is this
• have you ever tried to lick your elbow?
• what is the easiest way to blow shit up?
• What pisses you off the most?
• My husband smokes weed more than he spends time with me. Should I be worried?
• How did the world begin
• who are you
• do you like dick?
• What do you like?
• Who has the best breasts?
• how big is your dick?
• am i rich
• Whats up?
• WEED?
• have u ever let a guy fuck u in the ass

Here you go everyone. A nice list of things you can ask people.

Would you ever have sex while either you or your girl had a monthly visit?

Girls: How many fingers? Boys: What’s your record longest fap?

weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?

The most obvious of all TMI questions that we seem to have neglected: Carpet or tile?

Food play! Would you or would you not? If so, what would get eaten (aside from your partner ;D)?

You and your partner (or an imaginary partner of your choice) are doing bondage play. Who’s strapped down and who has the riding crop?

Seven minutes in heaven with any celebrity. Who is it and what goes down?

Which fruit/veg looks most like a sex toy to you and why?